wackypoems

=Whacky Poems= toc Today we read //Shuffle, Shuffle, Rhyme, Chime// and it's got lots of action poems, songs, and even some gross and whacky poems. The kids had a go at writing their own whacky or action poems.

Piper
Look in the river you will see Seaweed, slime and many other things Including the slime MONSTER...

Luke
So cool Tatoine At Hoth in Episode V there is a big fight Ratical Wars At Bagobah Joda is there Run for your life Star Wars

Disgusting Poem
A poo sandwich with wee in it. With a cup of wee to wash it down your mouth.

(Ewwww, definitely whacky and gross!)

Slime
The slimy cake and the slimy pants and the slimy drink.

Jasmine
I am now in a cave of sadness I await for my true love to save me It's cold, wait the doors close What is going on? Oh! Just a bad dream. Anyway, let's get back to the story He finds me, he kisses me Ahhh! Mummy! Why am I kissing Mr Snuggle Buggles?

Hide and Seek
I am now going to count to ten. I am not ready. One. Stop! Stop! Two. St - Stop. Stop it. Three. I'm serious. Four. Ok. That's it. Five. Stop it! Stop it now. Six. I'm not playing. Seven, eight, nine, ten. Ready or not, here I come!

Indiana Jones
Dum Da. Da. Da. Dum Da. Da. Da. Da Dun Da. Da. Da. Da. Da. Da. Da Da. Da. Da. Da. (To the tune of the Indiana Jones theme song.)

Indiana Jones
He gets squashed and no one knows. He gets squashed and NO ONE KNOWS!

Cat and Mouse
The cat ran around the house Around, around to catch the mouse She ran to the roof, She ran to the ground, She ran in the door and found a pound.

Nathan
Chiff chiff goes the little red train Chiff chiff goes the little red train Up the hill and away chiff chiff Chiff goes the little red up the hill And away in town.

DJ
I went to a poo shop And I went to a poo And I saw a poo!

Stephen
Watch out watch out Your going to fall in a portal Where? It's underneath you. Ohhhh, I see it. Now I'm going to panic. Why? That's why, it's huge! AAAAHHHH! HELP ME!!! Hey this is weird? Why does every time I go inside this portal I come back and go back inside the portal? That is weird.

Up the Steep Creek
Ratel Batel Ratel Batel Ratel Batel Steek Batel Ratel Batel Ratel Batel Ratel up the Steep Creek

Don't Copy Me
I was here to help you, You were here to help me, We're not here to copy.